Sunday, May 21, 2006

Is Lula With Indie?

Our private dicks of the Viagra Detective Agency have risen to the occasion again! They are reporting to me that my sister Lula may have actually turned into a doll and is with Indie of Indeterminacy, who likewise has become a doll. It has been suggested that Plastic Surgery has gone beyond Nip and Tuck and soon it will be the latest craze for people to have body alterations and changes that make them living breathing dolls! But the question still remains. Is this doll really my sister, Lula? Further investigation is necessary.

9 comments:

Cie Cheesemeister said...

I think that people have been longing to be turned into Barbie dolls for years. Just look at Pamela Anderson!

Tom & Icy said...

She was a cartoon character for a while.

Anonymous said...

do living dolls have digestion and bad breath? I mean if they have, then why to pay all that money to become one?

Tom & Icy said...

Good thought, Ariel! No matter what we do to our outsides, the real person inside remains.

Indeterminacy said...

How can you tell if you've been turned into a doll?

Tom & Icy said...

You know you bacame a doll when sex feels more like eating the Pez dispenser than chewing the candy.

Anonymous said...

will the real dolls please stand up? :-P

Anonymous said...

You bet they do, Arial. Try working with April!

Hobbes said...

I do not think this is good nooz at ALL!!!!! Mr. Indecency is a wellnone prevert!!!!!!

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