42 INT. DR. SCHITZ LAB - DAY
Lammy, holding Lambkin, Henry, Snewgflo, Schitz,
Quatloo, Phelps and Kudzu gather around the
machine.
QUATLOO
(to Snewgflo)
So I have one hour to decide if I
want to stay or not?
SNEWGFLO
Yes. Here.
(hands him iPhone)
If you want out, just call us.
QUATLOO
Is the girl expecting me?
LAMMY
I called my sister and told her. Lula
is waiting for you.
QUATLOO
I hope she likes me.
LAMMY
She is what they call a young
curmudgeon, but you'll get used to
her.
(whispers to Henry)
Not.
Quatloo climbs onto the cot and then crawls into the
small opening into the machine.
Snewgflo presses the 'on' button, but nothing
happens.
SNEWGFLO
What's wrong with it! It's not
working! It's broke!
Mickey Rat sticks the cord into the wall plug and the
machine starts to roar.
FLOWERING KUDZU
Hope he likes it in there!
PHELPS
Sure, then you will get all his money.
(stares at her)
By the way, you got a boyfriend?
FLOWERING KUDZU
Not at the moment.
PHELPS
How bout going down to Ugly
Grace's bar and have a couple drinks
with me while we wait.
FLOWERING KUDZU
Sure. How long have you worked for
grand-daddy?
Their voices FADE AND ECHOES as they walk out of
the door and down the hall.
LAMMY
Hey. What happened to Axe Man?
HASHISH HENRY
Oh. Well. He saw that band leaving
and started talking to them and
forgot all about you.
LAMMY
He always could just think of one
thing at a time, like a one track
mind.
HASHISH HENRY
And so he went with them to jam, or
whatever they call it.
LAMMY
Musicians are fickle sometimes.
They love their music more than
anything.
DR. SCHITZ
Oh, will you guys please excuse me
for a while.
SNEWGFLO
Where you going?
DR. SCHITZ
I have to perform some surgery.
HASHISH HENRY
Anyone we know?
DR. SCHITZ
As a matter of fact, yes. Murry
Magdalene. He wants me to give him
a sex-change operation.
LAMMY
You going to cut off his penis?
DR. SCHITZ
(smirks)
My nurse Violent will do that. I will
then sew in a woo-woo for him.
HASHISH HENRY
That will make Norvis happy.
LAMMY
If he doesn't get too nervous to hit
the hole!
Henry and Lammy sit on the couch as Snewgflo
watches the dials on the machine.
