My cousin, The Dog Face Girl, who has the identical DNA as my sister, Lula, used to be married to the Alien Guy. He became gay after the divorce. Dog Face then was going with Wolfie of the Death Cheese and they planned to get married, but things have really changed. She told me that she saw Wolfie and the Gay Alien Guy at Ugly Grace's, and they were acting "very friendly." More friendly than just buddies. We all are believing that Wolfie has turned gay and is now going with the Alien Guy! Will they get married?
Friday, June 23, 2006
Alien Guy and Wolfie Together
My cousin, The Dog Face Girl, who has the identical DNA as my sister, Lula, used to be married to the Alien Guy. He became gay after the divorce. Dog Face then was going with Wolfie of the Death Cheese and they planned to get married, but things have really changed. She told me that she saw Wolfie and the Gay Alien Guy at Ugly Grace's, and they were acting "very friendly." More friendly than just buddies. We all are believing that Wolfie has turned gay and is now going with the Alien Guy! Will they get married?
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As long as Wolfie is no longer mesing with Sumer of Ursula the Giant Dooshe's band, and if he has stopped that hippy crap, he can be back in Deth Cheze. We dont care if hes gay. But he now will have to have a difrunt dresing room cause all us Deth Cheze guys is so hot he mite get the rong idea and hit on us. Then we wuld have to hit him!
Dog Fase, just com over to the Fish side! It is said that once yu have had Lutefisk you dont never want nothin else! Skaale and Smelte is ready to be yur men!
Dog Face isn't the only one whose devastated! First Wolfie dumps me but I was ok with that pretty quickly since I was sick of his fleas. But now the Alien Guy is dumping me for Wolfie?? I'm going to go see the Devil and find out what the Hell is going on around here!!
The good news is that since most scientists are now in agreement that gayness vs. straightness is some kind of combination of genes and early childhood environment (unless you are a believer in Pat Robertson, in which case you can just get up in the morning and decide logically what your sexual orientation will be that day), if Wolfie is destined to turn gay, it will happen anyway, and isn't it better to learn about those things well in advance? Just ask Dog Face Girl.
That sure is "Deep Thought", Eli! But Wolfie is a werewolf and he has a lot of behavior that changes with the phases of the moon. Perhaps Pat Robison was thinking about werewolves when he made his observation. And as for the Alien Guy from a planet that has drugs as a major cash crop and export, well, his behavior could be as difficult to analyze as someone from Afganistan. Perhaps.
Wolfie accidentally picked up Rob Halford's drink instead of his when Death Cheese crashed Judas Priest's backstage party recently. I wonder if Rob's Gay DNA didn't get into Wolfie's system when Wolfie shared his drink? Or perhaps poor Rob ended up with fleas from hanging around with Wolfie.
That could do it. First the guys share slobber through drinks, and it leads to sharing slobber through a kiss. I always wondered what werewolves did during the dark moon.
I take offense at the suggestion that I would kiss that hairy, flea-bitten, talentless slob!
How would Rob know he's tasteless unless he's had his mouth on him?
Don't go there, Dude!
Hi guys. Bill and Ted! The male version of Lavern and Shirley. Kissy kissy everyone!
If Bill and Ted are coming to Death Cheese's housewarming party, I'm wearing my sexiest concert t-shirt and the parachute pants Bopeepsche made for me!
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