My lawyer, Shyster Pettifogger, came and got me out of jail. He is such a funny guy. When he saw me, he said, "Put your pants on, the party's over!" I laughed and laughed at that guy.I explained that I didn't have any other clothes and he said he would take me to his home. He had some nice dresses there. I asked him if his wife would mind, and he just said, "I'm not married, they're mine." I laughed and laughed at him. But then he said he was serious.
I quit laughing at him after that and we went to his house.
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Ahh,that Pettifogger! Can't count the number of times he's bailed me out when I've been caught in a bust at the Netherworld Ho-House!
I keep telling Chief Jerry, that girl looked 18. How was I to know she was only 14? I'm a very trusting guy!
I'm a real trusting guy, too!
Me, too! I'm a real trusting guy!
Hey! I'm a really trusting guy!
My son thinks that Walt Disney was a real trusting guy. The youth of today are soooo jaded! Not like in my youth when we listened to cheerful bands like Black Sabbath!
Hey! Don't forget what a trusting guy I am!
Heyyyyy! I'm a real trusting guy too-ooooooh!!
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