Screenplay - SCENE 23

Mickey Rat

23 - INT. HELL'S PASS HOSPITAL - NIGHT

FADE IN:

At the foot of the stairs, Sexxi looks at a board on
the wall with names and room numbers.

Reptile and Murry stand silently handcuffed together.

OFFICER SEXXI
Let's see now. The offices and labs
are upstairs.

MICKEY RAT
(off screen)
Hey. Watch it, wise guy! Watch
where you step!

Sexxi jerks up her gun and hunkers as she jerks
around.

OFFICER SEXXI
Who said that? Show yourself! I'm a
police officer!

MICKEY RAT
(whistles)
You's awful good looking for a
copper.

Sexxi jerks around pointing her gun in different
directions.

OFFICER SEXXI
Where the hell is he?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Down there.

OFFICER SEXXI
Down where?

MICKEY RAT
Way down here, sweetheart.

Sexxi looks down, then jumps back.

She fires several shots.

Mickey dodges the bullets as he scampers behind
Reptile's bare feet.

OFFICER SEXXI
Did that rat talk?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
It's the devil's work!

OFFICER SEXXI
What?

MURRY MAGDALENE
It's one of Dr. Schitz freaky
experiments.

OFFICER SEXXI
What? What?

MURRY MAGDALENE
He personified the rat by mixing its
DNA and human DNA.

OFFICER SEXXI
What the... Come out here, you little
rat!

MICKEY RAT
Not by the hair on my chinny chin
chin!

Reptile then kicks Mickey and he rolls out into sight.

Sexxi squats down and pokes him with the barrel of
her gun.

OFFICER SEXXI
Say something, rat.

MICKEY RAT
Watch that pistola!

Sexxi looks up at Reptile and Magdalene.

OFFICER SEXXI
Hey. This little critter really does
talk! What kind of shit is going on
here?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The devil's work! They are doing the
bidding of Satan!

MURRY MAGDALENE
Oh, hush it, glory boy.

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Take these cuffs off! Let me get
away from this heathen sinner! They
are all under the control of the devil!

Sexxi raises back to a standing position.

Mickey is hunching on the end of her gun barrel.

OFFICER SEXXI
Hey! Stop fucking with my gun, you
little pervert!

She shakes the gun trying to knock him off.

MICKEY RAT
I'm stuck.

OFFICER SEXXI
What do you mean, you're stuck?

MICKEY RAT
I'm stuck!

OFFICER SEXXI
What do you mean, you're stuck?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The rat is fornicating with your gun!
Oh, let us pray!

MURRY MAGDALENE
He's a horny little fellow, isn't he!

OFFICER SEXXI
Get off my gun or I will shoot you off!

MICKEY RAT
Oh! I'm shooting right, oh, now. Oh,
oh, oh!

Sexxi fires the gun.

Mickey flies across the hall, thumping against the
wall, then slides down to the floor.

CLOSE UP reveals a broad smile on his face.

OFFICER SEXXI
That little pervert! Come on, you
guys. Up the stairs!

Reptile and Magdalene walk up the stairs followed by
Sexxi

MICKEY RAT
Bye bye, sweetheart! Oh, that was
marvelous!

FADE OUT:

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