27 INT. DR. SCHITZ OFFICE - NIGHT
FADE IN.
Officer Sexxi's flashlight beam cuts through the
darkness like a waving sword.
The light shows the busted computer screen.
The light shows the telephone on the floor.
There is MOANING SOUNDS.
On the desk, the spot of light reveals Kudzu's legs,
then her body, and then her missing head.
OFFICER SEXXI
Hey! What is this! You certainly are
not the one that was moaning in
here!
VOICE
(off screen)
Now who the hell is it?
The beam from the flashlight spins all around the
dark room.
OFFICER SEXXI
Who said that? Who said that! Who?
Who? Who?
VOICE(OS)
Your feet don't fit no limb! And
you're certainly not an owl because
you can't see in the dark!
OFFICER SEXXI
Who's talking?
The spot of light shines down into the trash can and
Kudzu's eyes glow as they stare up.
Officer Sexxi screams as she steps back and the
beam of light shines on the face of Nurse Violent.
The flashlight falls and we see flashes of light from
the large knife swinging around.
We hear SLASHING SOUNDS AND SPURTING.
The room lightens up.
Dr. Schitz is standing by the light switch.
DR. SCHITZ
You did it again, Nurse.
NURSE VIOLENT
I did a bad?
DR. SCHITZ
Very bad. This time it was a cop.
NURSE VIOLENT
My bad!
They stare at Sexxi as she stands with a stupid
expression on her face.
Then her head suddenly falls off her shoulders.
Her head falls into the trash can with Kudzu's head.
DR. SCHITZ
Uh, oh. Here he comes again.
They look over toward the window.
Grimmy comes floating in.
GRIM REAPER
Did someone die here?
DR. SCHITZ
Yes. Her.
Schitz points, then touches Sexxi with his finger and
her bloody, headless body finally falls.
GRIM REAPER
That's a cop!
DR. SCHITZ
So?
GRIM REAPER
Cops don't have souls.
Grimmy turns and floats back out of the window.
Schitz picks up the trash can with the heads in it and
hands it to Violent.
DR. SCHITZ
Take these, and the bodies into my
operating room. I'll stitch them back
together in a little while.
NURSE VIOLENT
Okay. But what are you going to do
now?
DR. SCHITZ
I have to go see what Prof. Snewgflo
wanted, remember.
NURSE VIOLENT
Oh, yeah. My bad.
Violent takes the can and goes through a side door
as Schitz goes into the hall.
Violent rolls a gurney into the office and begins
lifting the bodies onto it.
FADE OUT.
1 comment:
'Bout time you got to work, Dr. Schitz! No wonder the Netherworld is in such a state of ill health with YOU in charge of things! You're always fucking around--and fucking up. Fucker!
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