Am I Worrying unnecessarily?

After Deep Thought gave me the ultra contacts and left, or turned into a raven and flew away, or whatever.... that silver orb with razors sticking out rose up from the table and began floating around the room. Then it came at me as if it was trying to cut my head off or something.

And what was really scary was that I saw the Axe Man from the Death Cheese band peering through the window. I started to date him, but changed my mind because he was a tiny bit too violent for little ole pacifist me. But I saw that he had his ax with him and I began to worry that he wanted to chop my lamb's head off, and that would make Weirsdo cry because she couldn't make puns about it.

And I was also worrying that the orb ball thing was some new experimental device that the Blochalela Foundation is famous for creating. That orb continued to swish around in the air close to my neck with those razors while Axe Man was prying up the window and entering. So I rushed toward the bathroom and locked the door while the orb thing kept banging against it with the razors and splintering the wood. All this made me worry, sort of. But I began to think that maybe I just worry too much. Could be.