Good news and bad news! The good news is that I found my baby lambkin! Peter Piper had it all the time! He had put on a mask that made him look like Dewey Banjer and took it and washed it. Yes. That was just body paint on Lambkin's face! Peter Piper is the real daddy of the lamb twin that I had, not Axe Man.The bad news is that Nervous Norvis became very nervous when he saw me with the baby and Peter Piper. Norvis said I looked so very happy that he knew he had to let me go with Peter. But he fell to the ground as if he was in terrific pain and he cried and cried and cried. He said it was a mix of joy for me that I found Lambkin and its true father, and sadness knowing that he had to give me up to Peter Piper so we could be a family and live happily ever after!
Follow-up story here.
5 comments:
This is too much! If you need a babysitter to spend time alone with the BabyPapa, Perlette and Safira might be able to lull her to sleep. If things get tough, Mr. Banana could always pitch in.
Aw, Man, poor Norvis. That really blows big donkey dicks! I'm gonna have to take the poor sap out for cocktails at Ugly Grace's so he can get really good and smashed and forget his troubles.
It was rumored that Perlette and Safira were the twin daughters of Lula, my sister, who was shot while pregnant with them and Dr. Doo Doo raised them in a test tube. So that would make the girls and my Lambkin first cousins.
The story was at
http://pansifiles.blogspot.com/2006/05/grow-up-lammy.html
It may be time for a family reunion.
They deny our side of the family.
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