I kept trying to get Peter Piper to pay attention to me, but he spent all his time with our baby Lambkin. I got so lonely that it hurt! Next thing I remember is being in a bed with Gary the Axolotl and a bottle of cheap wine. What the hell! How in the world could I end up in bed with that cold clammy salamander? It gave me the creeps just to touch him!Loneliness does strange things to us and makes us do strange things, but this, by far, is the strangest! Eeeewwwweeee!
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Did he talk youse into giving him a golden shower again, Lammy? He is always trying to get dames to pee in his aquarium. It's really creepy!
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